Saturday, January 23, 2010

My Flixster Resensies - Deel II


Hancock - PG-13
  
Regtig die moeite werd om te sien. Vars benadering tot super helde. Onse Charlize doen ook glad nie te sleg in die moewie nie, en daar is 'n lekker verrassing. Kyk beslis op die groot skerm!July 5, 2008
My Mom's New Boyfriend - PG-13
  
Slightly below average comedy, but good entertainment for a Friday evening on the couch. Meg really does not look well after all the botox and face lifts. It is a pity as I think she would have looked much better without all the aids. Oh, and the movie also goes by the names My Spy and Homeland Security, but I think the last one, is the DVD shop botching up the name.July 5, 2008
The Kite Runner - PG-13
  
Touching version of the other side of the line. Heavy, not easy to watch.July 4, 2008
The Big White - R
  
Die fliek handel maar seker oor die "human condition" en Robin gee werklik 'n goeie weergawe van 'n ou wat net probeer survive en lief vir sy vrou is - ook uitstekend vertolk deur Hunter. Regtig die moeite werd as mens af voel en sien hoe goed kan verkeerd loop as jy eintlik net bedoelings het om goed beter te maak. Die groot wit ooptes werk uitstekend. Hoogs aan te veel vir DVD.July 3, 2008
Speed Racer - PG
  
Baie verfrissende fliek - ek hou van die karre en truuks, en al die akteurs speel regtig goed. Mens moet dit op 'n groot skerm sien!July 3, 2008
The Bucket List - PG-13
  
Average, predictable movie, but with enough sentiment to make it watchable. I saw this on the flight from London to Johannesburg.June 23, 2008
Flywheel - Unrated
  
Feel good movie that is a bit amateurish, but ok. The idea is not to make an excellent movie, but rather to portray the Christian belief. Facing the giants more professional.June 11, 2008
Into the Wild - R
  
Excellent movie and since it is based on a true story actually very sad. A bit long, but one does not even realise it.June 9, 2008
The Invasion - PG-13
  
Average re-make with a not too bad plot - The ending is a bit weak, though. Similar problem with Signs - excellent suspense, until they reveal the aliens and the oh-so-stupid easy cure!June 9, 2008
Art School Confidential - R
  
Actually not a bad movie - a bit slow to start. Watchable.June 9, 2008
Made of Honor - PG-13
  
Average chick flick. Not too bad for a Friday evening on the couch. Patrick's voice is a bit irritating, and the glow-in-the-dark thunderballs are very funny!June 4, 2008
Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull -PG-13
  
Cate is absoluut een van die beste aktrises in 'n lang tyd - selfs in 'n ietwat vervelig storielyn soos hierdie doen sy regtig goed. Ek laaik haar egter nog steeds nie. Ek raak ook moeg vir die marsman-is-god-teorie. Hollywood is sekerlik bietjie meer kreatief as dit? Ten spyte van die vaal lyn, is dit nog steeds FUN om die moewie te gaan kyk, veral saam met 'n paar goeie tjommies.May 28, 2008
Home of the Brave - R
  
Goeie weergawe van die gevolge van oorlog - is egter swaar en nie vir 'n Vrydagaand op die bank nie. Biel speel nie te sleg nie.May 28, 2008
He Was A Quiet Man - Unrated
  
Very good acting by Slater, but a very depressing and heavy movie. Not light entertainment.May 25, 2008
The Dog Problem - R
  
Below average talk-only movie - the guy's voice irritated me. Not brainless entertainment, but pointless.May 24, 2008
21 - PG-13
  
Below average Hollywood plot, with Spacey struggling to save it. Maybe I expected to much of since Spacey is in the cast. Brainless entertainment - avoid?May 21, 2008
Bordertown - R
  
Verassende goeie spel deur Jen - die storie is weereens donker en hierdie keer gebaseer op werklike lyne. Banderas ook goed. Nie ligte vermaak nie, maar aan te beveel.May 13, 2008
Little Children - R
  
Excellent movie where the kids are acting like grown-ups and the grown-ups like little children. The movie is painfully realistic and Kate remains one of my favourite actressesMay 8, 2008
The Weather Man - R
  
A good, but darker movie. Good acting by old Sailor and I enjoyed the Bow angle.May 8, 2008
Iron Man - PG-13
  
I really enjoyed the movie and Robert's portrayal. Too little iron man action though.May 8, 2008
Before the Devil Knows You're Dead - R
  
Uitstekende multi-tydlyn benadering. Met elk lyn kry mens meer en meer detail wat die storie lyn boeiend hou. Die hele lyn is egter onstellend en swaar, maar steeds baie goed. Uitstekende spel van al die akteurs, en dit is die eerste keer dat Marissa 'n regte floosie speel. Sy het darem 'n seksie lyfie!May 1, 2008
Magicians - Unrated
  
Heel goed en met tipiese Britse humor. Lekker vir 'n Saterdagaand vir breinlose ontspanning.April 27, 2008
Martian Child - PG
  
Die fliek fokus skynbaar op aandag-honger kindertjies, maar is eintlik van toepassing op alle ouerskappe - Cusack is dalk so bietjie geforseerd, en beslis die kindertjie met sy volgehoue fluister dialoog. Desnieteenstaande steeds aan te beveel. Amanda Peet bly steeds volgens my die mooiste hollywood aktrise.April 27, 2008
La Vie en Rose (La Mome) -PG-13
  
Uitputtende, puik kykie op Piaf se lewe.
Die hoofrol is seker een van die bestes wat ek nog gesien het.
April 26, 2008
Waitress - PG-13
  
Enjoyable movie that seems to be a comedy, but with some interesting undertones.April 21, 2008
Balls of Fury - PG-13
  
Somewhat disastrous comedy, but with some okeyish laughs here and there. Dodgeball is in the same category, but funnier. Avoid when sober.April 15, 2008
10,000 B.C. - PG-13
  
As die akteurs so goed was as wat die skaal van die piramides en mamoete was, sou die fliek ordes beter gewees het - Die mans se fyn gakapte baardjies pas nou eenmaal glad nie by die era, en die rastafarier hare nie! Geforseerde spel, swak klank, en, en. Baie goeie beeldmateriaal, met 'n flop of wat in die slawe kwartiere. Die girl is darem nie te onaardig nie. Vermy dalk eerder, tensy dronk. 300 is 1000% beter, met spel en statuur wat by die tipe fliek pas.April 10, 2008
Feast of Love - R
  
Lekker fliek oor die Liefde - nie jou gewone common garden variety chick flick nie - iets vir die mans ook in - baie mooi kaal vroue borste!April 10, 2008
Mr. Magorium's Wonder Emporium - G
  
I really enjoyed this kiddies movie - it is well made, and the toy store is every little boy's ultimate dream. I wish we had one of those around. Both lead actors excellent.April 6, 2008
The Assassination of Jesse James by the Coward Robert Ford - R
  
I really liked the ambience - it is very well composed, and a slower movie - I was just a bit tired to really appreciate it. A think this would have been much better on the big screen than on DVD.April 6, 2008
Black Hawk Down - R
  
Star-loaded movie that is too realistic for the screen - this is probably how it was during the actual events. Character development could be better.April 6, 2008
Superbad - R
  
Probably very cool for the right crowd, but not for me. Has a sensible ending though.April 6, 2008
Love in the Time of Cholera - R
  
A very disappointing movie - I expected much more from Bardem, than the over-the-top, forced acting - The movie could also not decide for itself, whethet it wants to be a drama, love story or comedy - some of the scenes that were supposed to be serious were just too laughable bad. Maybe I miss something about the South American culture, but it just did not work, although the set and ambience of the movie was actually very good. The grand South American house made up, as well as all the nice bare breast shots, but still could not save the movie.March 28, 2008
Laurel Canyon - R
  
Enjoyable movie about relationships, with somewhat forced acting from the two younger actresses. Frances, as usual, plays her role with seasoned accomplishment. Nevertheless, recommended for a Friday evening.March 28, 2008
No Country for Old Men - R
  
Ietwat van 'n een-dimensionele fliek - Javier speel miskien goed, maar dis dieselfde oor en oor met 'n diep stem. Swak karakter ontwikkeling, en ek is nie seker wat die fliek anders maak nie.March 25, 2008
The Heartbreak Kid - R
  
Below average comedy - I expected more laughs with Ben Stiller, but he needs to reinvent his comedy acting.March 22, 2008
The Invisible - PG-13
  
Interesting theory about dying, and not too terrible acting. At times a bit forced, but I guess it is about teens after all.March 21, 2008
The Water Horse: Legend of the Deep - PG
  
Not too bad movie about old Nessie - I liked the war-theme attached to it. Kids liked it, but it may be a bit scary to some young ones.March 21, 2008
Michael Clayton - R
  
Very stylish class action movie, but without technical focus on the case. Only criticism I have, as that the camera focus too often and long on Clooney's aging face. The end shots were actually laughable, where he sat in the driving taxi.March 11, 2008
Hot Rod - PG-13
 
Terrible, disastrous attempt at comedy - not even my 5 year old would appreciate the physical comedy. Avoid at all costs. I should have taken the DVD shop attendant's advice not to watch.March 11, 2008
Edmond - R
  
Shows in a somewhat forced way what can go wrong when making just a choice or two in the wrong direction when you are frustrated....March 3, 2008
Rendition - R
  
Not an overly emotional look at what governments can do to the single person. Recommended but not light viewing.March 2, 2008
Touched - R
  
Pathetic hallmark-type movie, that is just a complete failure. Jenna should keep with comedy and not try serious stuff. The music is also really irritating, except the one song, which actually was not that bad.February 29, 2008
Reign Over Me - R
  
One of Sandler's better acting roles - Some good heart in an honest movieFebruary 29, 2008
Elizabeth - R
  
Excellent acting by Cate - recommended, but in a cinema, not on DVDFebruary 27, 2008
Mr. Fix It - Unrated
  
Average movie with a really beautiful female lead. Beautiful accent as well. Real Hollywood ending, and a bit too slow for comedy, or the type of movie that it is trying to be. The part where the 3 old blokes serenade is done with a lot of heart and is a memorable scene.February 18, 2008
Knocked Up - R
  
Enjoyable movie about relationships and marriage, and why we do it all. Just one too many F*K words, but otherwise ok. The movie has got a deeper message than the obvious superficial stuff.February 18, 2008
Mr. Woodcock - PG-13
  
Average comedy, but I have seen better Billy Bob movies. A bit too slow for comedy.February 18, 2008
August Rush - PG
  
Uplifting story with some good acting from Freddie and Robin. The music is just beautifulFebruary 7, 2008
Death at a Funeral - R
  
Above average comedy with some extremely funny scenes - definite recommendation for when you need a serious laugh.February 7, 2008
Evan Almighty - PG
  
I enjoyed the movie, as it shows exactly what poor old Noah had to keep up with. The dance scene right at the end taints this otherwise "clean" movie. Recommended for the entire family.January 27, 2008
The Last Legion - PG-13
  
Average fantasy action adventure, lifted above oblivion with the surprising Bollywood inclusion. Interesting theory on King Arthur. Watchable on a Friday evening on the couch.January 27, 2008
This Girl's Life - R
  
Some real good acting by Woods. Do not expect a movie with lots of porn scenes, although there are some. Nevertheless, a good movie with character development. Recommended.January 19, 2008
The Jane Austen Book Club -PG-13
  
A good overview of the Austen books, although a bit sentimental - It had some humor and drama, and is on the light side, but not much. Will work on DVD as well.January 19, 2008
Underdog - PG
  
Enjoyable family movie - my 5 year old especially liked it.January 19, 2008
The Big Bounce - PG-13
  
Not even Freeman, Wilson, Sinise, or the beautiful Hawaii bodies could save this film - Ignore.January 13, 2008
The I Inside - R
 
January 13, 2008
Marilyn Hotchkiss' Ballroom Dancing & Charm School - PG-13
  
Maybe I was just very susceptible to this type of movie the particular evening we watched it on DVD (it was never on circuit here), but found it one of the best and my ultimate favourites. It has drama, comedy, and a lot of heart in a carefully designed package. It has excellent character development, and all the actors excelled. A very charming film that will get you crying. Enjoy when you are in the mood for some serious movie, and not light entertainment. I did not even know about this film, and got it rented on luck.January 13, 2008
Taxi - PG-13
 
January 12, 2008
Brother Bear - G
 
January 12, 2008
Freedom Writers - PG-13
 
January 12, 2008
Underworld - R
 
January 12, 2008
Batman Forever - PG-13
 
January 12, 2008
The Karate Kid - PG
 
January 12, 2008
The Number 23 - R
 
January 12, 2008
Rain Man - R
 
January 12, 2008
Psycho - R
 
January 12, 2008
The Girl Next Door - R
 
January 12, 2008
Casablanca - PG
 
January 12, 2008
A Beautiful Mind - PG-13
 
January 12, 2008
Memento - R
 
January 12, 2008
Ghostbusters 2 - PG
 
January 12, 2008
Liar Liar - PG-13
 
January 12, 2008
The Matrix Reloaded - R
 
January 12, 2008
Fight Club - R
 
January 12, 2008
Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets - PG
 
January 12, 2008
Freaky Friday - PG
 
January 12, 2008
Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory - G
 
January 12, 2008
Pirates of the Caribbean: At Worlds End - PG-13
 
January 12, 2008
Dr. Dolittle - PG-13
 
January 12, 2008
Forrest Gump - PG-13
 
January 12, 2008
Elf - PG
 
January 12, 2008
Shrek - PG
 
January 12, 2008
Armageddon - PG-13
 
January 12, 2008
Star Wars: Episode III - Revenge of the Sith - PG-13
 
January 12, 2008
50 First Dates - PG-13
 
January 12, 2008
Zandalee - R
  
Saw this in the early nineties - not bad.January 12, 2008
I Now Pronounce You Chuck and Larry - PG-13
  
Average comedy with some real funny scenes. Recommended on a Friday evening when you're bombed out from the week's salt mine shift.January 12, 2008
The Astronaut Farmer - PG
  
Enjoyable movie about believing in one's own self and capabilities, and to persist even after catastrophic (but possibly funny) failures.January 12, 2008
Enchanted - PG
  
Very refreshing. Enjoyed it with the whole family.January 8, 2008
Ask the Dust - R
  
The film sets out tongue in the cheek, and then tries to be serious but fails at this. It works as a tongue in the cheek chick flick. I am not a Farrell fan, but this is one of his better acts. Salma was a bit disappointing, but nevertheless a sexy skinny dipper.January 7, 2008
Kicking & Screaming - PG
  
Slightly over the top in some places, but good entertainmentJanuary 4, 2008
Bee Movie - PG
  
One of those few children movies that manages to entertain the children, but provide adult level dialog in as well. Enjoyed this with the kids.January 4, 2008
Enemy at the Gates - R
 
December 30, 2007
Garfield Gets Real Unrated
  
I liked this version more than the other Garfield movies with real people - the ambiance of the movie is more true the comic strip look and feel. Recommended.December 30, 2007
Edward Scissorhands - PG-13
  
Bitter sweet flick with Johnny playing Edward with such conviction it only seems natural that Edward has got 'hem scissors.December 28, 2007
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory - PG
  
Absolutely fantastic - Old Johnny is my favourite lead actor, with movies such as Edward Scissorhands, What's Eating Gilbert Grape, etc. This is a must see.December 28, 2007
Femme Fatale - R
  
A very stylish suspense movie, with one of my favourite models, Rebecca. She is even more delicious in this flick. Old Antonio also does his part well. Definitely a must see. It also has one of the best cinema trailers.December 28, 2007
The Reaping - R
  
Very good suspense - keeps one on the edge of the seat throughout. Gets a bit unrealistic towards the end though.December 28, 2007
American Pie 5: The Naked Mile - R
  
Average below the belt humor with lots of very nice breasts (morge en morge kaal borste) and otherwise naked girls. Actually have a plot to follow. Watchable when sober of not.December 28, 2007

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